The better news: It's being filmed in New Jersey, and a photo double is needed.
The reprise of the 1996 Adam Sandler classic is expected to shoot between September and November.
The casting call by Grant Wilfley Casting is seeking a white man with dark hair between 5'9" and 5'11" with a slim build and dark hair.
The role pays $253 for eight hours of work.
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